You know my name, not my story.

bejarj:

I’d like to have a word with you. The word is sex.

Things not to say to someone with Social Anxiety

bladeofice:

- “Why don’t you talk to anyone?”
- “You’re awkward.”
- “Why are you so quiet?”
- “Why would you say that?”
- “Why don’t you talk to them yourself?”
- “Calm Down.”
- “Why are you scared of people?”
- “Why did you do that?”
- “You’re embarrassing yourself.”
- “You’re making a scene.”

- “You should try and make friends.”

ximjustinlovex:

benedictscumberbatch:

“GIVE IT SEVEN YEARS AND HE’LL BE GIVING YOU JUST THAT.”

I tried to scroll past this. I really did.

fluently-sucked-by-stephen-fry:

jadenisnotonphire:

I love how the creator misspelled apologize.

I wrote it the way it was written in the captions for a British show with British spelling.

fluently-sucked-by-stephen-fry:

jadenisnotonphire:

I love how the creator misspelled apologize.

I wrote it the way it was written in the captions for a British show with British spelling.

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electromoonbeam:

nextlevelgoogly:

poolfullofjello:

i-cant-believe-its-not-chicken:

i-cant-believe-its-not-chicken

Its decided my life goal is now to star in an infomercial 

How do white people survive?

Is she trying to clean up that wine with a copy of Sonic 2?

All about me

yosssarian:

if pooh bear can wear a crop top so can i

bigbitchfriendly:

Rose never gave a fuck, and I lived for it.

things we hated as children: being spanked and naps
things we love as adults: being spanked and naps
Maybe I should wear more dresses
Maybe I should stop swearing so much
Maybe I should stop eating so much
Maybe I should play hard to get
Maybe I should stop drinking
Maybe I should hide my scars
Maybe I should stop wearing combat boots
Maybe I should wear more makeup
Maybe I should make my cheeks rosier
Maybe I should act happier
Maybe I should act like I care
Maybe I should curl my hair everyday
Maybe I should stop being inappropriate
Maybe I should sleep more
Maybe I should hide my sadness
Maybe I should stop smoking
Maybe I should stop pushing you away
Maybe I should lose some weight
Maybe I should stop scaring people
Maybe I should listen to softer music
Maybe I should colour my hair natural
Maybe I should stop wearing the same thing
Maybe I should stop worshiping punk
Maybe I should learn to walk in heels
Maybe I should wash my face more
Maybe I should stop eating altogether
Maybe I should get a larger vocabulary
Maybe I should stop writing shitty poetry
Maybe I should start writing good poetry
Maybe I should be more poised
Maybe I should play tease
Maybe I should stop being one of the guys
Maybe I should show more of my boobs
Maybe I should become boring
Maybe I should read more
Maybe I should stop falling in love
Maybe I should stop being me
Maybe then boys will love me. (via wednesday-friday-addams)
amordelfriki:

the-leviathan-overlord:

elly-hiddlesherloki:

found-liquorstore-and-drank-itt:

lovejoyjohnlock:

bye-anna:

Me running away from responsibility.

Getting pulled into a fandom.

he better watch out for the ball washer  



HOW DO WE EVEN HAVE A GIF FOR THAT!

The fandom even surprised itself with the number of gifs we have.

amordelfriki:

the-leviathan-overlord:

elly-hiddlesherloki:

found-liquorstore-and-drank-itt:

lovejoyjohnlock:

bye-anna:

Me running away from responsibility.

Getting pulled into a fandom.

he better watch out for the ball washer  

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HOW DO WE EVEN HAVE A GIF FOR THAT!

The fandom even surprised itself with the number of gifs we have.

thrashturbate:

Making someone smile and moan at the same time during sex should be a life goal for everyone.

joeyjoe69:

seeing assholes u used to be friends with like

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