when someone makes a joke about one of ur insecurities
it sounds like kris Jenner
i really want to carry a torch in a cave just like one time
what?? piE ? i gotta see this
ohhhh it says “piece” not “pie”
wait a second…
MAKE IT STOPAPAPFDG S
My anaconda don’t want none unless you got buns, hun
|—||William Shakespeare (via inluminatus)|
Things that should be under $20:
• plane tickets
• concert tickets
Grab her booty in front of dudes who want her.
Grab her booty in front of women who want you.
That second one means so much.
prayer circle for me to get a boyfriend before i’m 40
ive stolen this line and used it so many times